Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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