I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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