dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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