How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
im holly from the hills drunk
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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