Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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