Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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