I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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