oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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