Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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