The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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