i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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