Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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