Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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