I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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