Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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