I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
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I still have a little drunk in my system
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Come on in and take your pants off
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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