Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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