He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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