this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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