maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
i think im in europe. pls send help
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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