So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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