: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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