am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I have demons in me.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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