Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
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i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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