You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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