Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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