Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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