just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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