he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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