I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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