even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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