you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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