Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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