no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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