making cat noises will not fix the situation.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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