Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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