Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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