hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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