He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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