You made me cry and you don't even care
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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