look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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