im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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