so explain again why im purple
no
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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