Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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