Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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