we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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