READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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