chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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