ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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