I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize